Where Geekiness Meets the Absurd

  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::put() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/embed.php on line 32.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 85.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::getRequestVariablesNoPrefix() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/embed.php on line 45.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_getRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 289.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 875.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 879.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 293.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 708.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 714.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryEmbed::init() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/www/sites/all/modules/gallery/gallery_base.inc on line 134.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::containsKey() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 94.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 203.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/init.inc on line 46.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/init.inc on line 47.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/init.inc on line 48.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/init.inc on line 49.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryModule.class on line 21.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/init.inc on line 55.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryPlatform/UnixPlatform.class on line 21.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/init.inc on line 107.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::getRequestVariables() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/init.inc on line 150.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_getRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 242.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 875.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 879.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 246.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 708.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 714.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/init.inc on line 152.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryTranslator::getSupportedLanguageCode() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/init.inc on line 154.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryTranslator::getLanguageData() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryTranslator.class on line 414.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::strToUpper() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryTranslator.class on line 418.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::put() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 103.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 85.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryEmbed::isCompatibleWithEmbedApi() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 107.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryEmbed::getApiVersion() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 61.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::isCompatibleWithApi() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 61.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::containsKey() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 128.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 203.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::getAllFactoryImplementationIds() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/init.inc on line 179.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 187.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryFactoryHelper_simple::getAllImplementationIds() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 188.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryFactoryHelper_simple::_getFactoryData() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryFactoryHelper_simple.class on line 213.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryFactoryHelper_simple::_getSingleton() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryFactoryHelper_simple.class on line 63.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::newFactoryInstanceById() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/init.inc on line 186.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 174.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryFactoryHelper_simple::newInstanceById() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 175.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryFactoryHelper_simple::_getFactoryData() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryFactoryHelper_simple.class on line 191.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryFactoryHelper_simple::_getSingleton() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryFactoryHelper_simple.class on line 63.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryFactoryHelper_simple::newInstance() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryFactoryHelper_simple.class on line 201.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryFactoryHelper_simple::_getFactoryData() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryFactoryHelper_simple.class on line 141.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryFactoryHelper_simple::_getSingleton() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryFactoryHelper_simple.class on line 63.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::getAnonymousUserId() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/init.inc on line 203.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::getPluginParameter() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 3078.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 300.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryPluginHelper_simple::getParameter() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 302.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryPluginHelper_simple::_fetchAllParameters() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryPluginHelper_simple.class on line 222.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::containsKey() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryPluginHelper_simple.class on line 281.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 203.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::get() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryPluginHelper_simple.class on line 282.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 186.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::loadEntitiesById() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/init.inc on line 208.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 2360.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryEntityHelper_simple::loadEntitiesById() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 2361.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::containsKey() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryEntityHelper_simple.class on line 53.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 203.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::getFromDisk() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryEntityHelper_simple.class on line 56.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 273.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::getCachePath() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 280.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::getCacheTuple() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 405.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 287.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUser.class on line 21.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryEntity.class on line 21.
  • strict warning: Declaration of GalleryUser::create() should be compatible with GalleryEntity::create() in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUser.class on line 42.
  • strict warning: Declaration of GalleryUser::save() should be compatible with GalleryEntity::save($postEvent = true, $setAclId = NULL) in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUser.class on line 42.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::put() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryEntityHelper_simple.class on line 95.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 85.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::isA() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryEntityHelper_simple.class on line 118.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::put() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 133.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 85.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::getMapEntry() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/www/sites/all/modules/gallery/gallery_user.inc on line 616.

Now you too can be a member of the Content Cartels and use the DMCA to crush your enemies. Ed Felten has written a script that generates a 128-bit encryption key for a haiku he wrote, and therefore owns the copyright on. Running the script on the web page also transfers the legal right to decrypt the copyrighted work using your key. This is essentially the same process that allows you to play a copy protected movie in a DVD player.
Now, it's currently being argued by the people who make such things for movies and DVD players that any such number used in any way whatsoever by anyone other than the owner of the rights to that work is a federal crime and/or an act of international piracy. The legal rights holder owns that number. If anyone else so much as writes it on a slip of paper they are then in possession of an illegal copyright protection circumvention device.
So from now until this fucking ridiculous law is overturned the integer C8 BD 2C D1 3E C3 65 10 FD CE 00 1F 23 6A E7 28 is as illegal as a cable television descrambler. Everyone except me must exercise due diligence in not using this number for any reason, especially computer calculations, or your ass is going to jail.

And if none of this makes any sense, congratulations. You're perfectly sane.